Connect with us

Celebrities

Check Out 20 Hilarious Excuses Nigerians Give for Absence at Work

Published

on

 


There are several reasons why some of us do not just want to leave our bed in the morning, These reasons are sometimes reasonable or totally unreasonable…I woke up today not feeling like going to the office and on my way, I thought of soo many lies I could give…

That is the reason for our TUESDAY LAUGH OUT LOUD…

I am sharing 20 silly reasons we Nigerians Tell as excuses to be absent at work

Here are other weird excuses people give for missing work.
1. A can of baked beans landed on my big toe
2. A trailer collapsed on the Island and am coming from Apapa
3. I’ve been bitten by an insect
4. Today is my wedding anniversary
5. My dog is sick and I don’t want to leave him
6. My grandma’s best friend daughter’s cousin died
7. I’ve had a sleepless night
8. My mum has died (this was the second time the person used this excuse)
9. I am hallucinating
10. I am stuck in my house because the door’s broken

Continue to read more

11. My new wife bit me in a delicate place
12. I burned my hand on the toaster
13. The dog ate my shoes
14. My landlord is sick
15. I swallowed white spirit
16. My toe is trapped in the bath tap
17. My trousers split on the way to work
18. I have a blocked nose
19. I’ve had a hair dye disaster/bad hair day
20. I’ve got a sore finger

Celebrities

Odumodublvck reveals how Don Jazzy gave him $10k the day he met him for collabo

Published

on

By

Odumodublvck, the Nigerian rapper, has recalled how Don Jazzy, the music producer, gave him $10,000 during one of their meetings.

In a recent interview on Beat 97.9FM, the rapper, whose real name is Tochukwu Ojogwu, said he had reached out to Don Jazzy to collaborate on his song ‘Asampete’.

The 31-year-old said he felt that the music producer’s vocals were needed to complete the track.

Odumodublvck said during his visit to Don Jazzy’s residence, he was given the money and told that he could keep all the royalties from the song.

He added that Don Jazzy even offered to be featured as an artiste on the track.

“Don Jazzy is the king of Afrobeats. But ask anybody there is nobody who is more original than Don Jazzy. Don Jazzy is an OG. Respect to my brothers Burna, Wiz, Olamide, Dave all of us used to look up to him. Like the way we used to look up to them — Wizkid and David, they used to look up to him,” he said.

“…I just hit him up. The first day we did ‘Asampere’, I recorded a vocal that sounded like Don Jazzy’s vocal and I was like Don Jazzy should do it.

“When I went to meet him, he gave me a lot of money. I have to put it out there. I tell them everywhere I go. He gave me $10,000 cash. Don no be for mouth. He still gave me vocals.

“He now told me that I can keep all the royalties and I can keep him as a featured artiste. That day, they still cooked food for me to eat. They gave me turkey. The line for ‘turkey’ was already put in the song and that was God.”

Continue Reading

Celebrities

Lil Smart files petition against Naira Marley, Zinoleesky over threat to life

Published

on

By

Lil Smart, the Nigerian dancer, has filed a petition against Naira Marley and Zinoleesky over the alleged threat to his life.

On December 9, Smart shared disturbing photos and videos on social media, claiming his life was in danger.

He warned that Naira Marley and Zinoleesky should be held responsible if anything happened to him.

Zinoleesky, however, denied the allegations, accusing Smart of “chasing clout”. He also threatened legal action against the dancer.

In a recent Instagram post, Smart alleged he had previously endured bullying from the singers but lacked the evidence needed to take legal action.

He said he has officially submitted his petition with the necessary evidence to the authorities and is hopeful that the legal system will grant him justice.

“This has not been the first or third time I have been experiencing this bullying. But I did not have enough evidence to face the law. Now, I thank God that I have very good evidence, and I will put everything I have in line to make sure this bullying and threat to life is stopped,” he said.

“With my evidence, I really hope that they are not too big to be apprehended and face the law. I have submitted my petition, and I have provided my evidence to the authorities. By God’s grace, the law that binds us as citizens of Nigeria will make sure I get the justice I deserve.”

Naira Marley is yet to comment on the allegations.

Continue Reading

Celebrities

Burna Boy gifts Seun Kuti custom-made diamond chain of Fela

Published

on

By

Burna Boy, the Grammy-winning singer, has gifted colleague Seun Kuti a custom-made diamond chain designed in the image of Fela Kuti, his legendary father.

Seun shared a photo of the intricately designed chain via Instagram on Wednesday.

In the caption, the Afrobeat star revealed that Burna Boy presented him with the gift during their first meeting

Seun also expressed his appreciation to the singer.

“From @burnaboygram with love. We actually met properly for the first time and ODOGWU send gift. Thanks bro. Big love,” he wrote.

Burna Boy has often spoken about the profound influence Fela has had on his music and career.

He once described Fela as his “inspiration and childhood hero”.

Continue Reading

Most Read...